Here is Something (not from chasing amy
)
Dwight: Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.
Brandt: Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
n-word! Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy'! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.
Dwight: What's a Nubian?
Brandt: Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that shit. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
saber, and the boy decides he's
gonna run the fucking universe - gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
they're gonna bust up Vader's hood
the Death Star. Now what the fuck do
you call that!
Dwight: Intergalactic Civil War!
Brandt: Gentrification. They're gonna drive
our the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote safe' for white
folks.
Dwight: But Vader turns, out to be Luke's
father. And in Jedi, they become
friends.
Brandt: Don't make me bust a cap in your ass,
yo! Jedi's the most insulting
installment, because Vader's
beautiful, black visage is
sullied when he pulls off his mask to
reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep
inside, we all want to be white!
Dwight: Well isn't that true!
Then Brandt kills Josh.