Funny IMs

[p i r a t e - b o b]

Will says:
A real-life FPS: Awesome or lame?
pirate bob says:
lame
pirate bob says:
you mean Doom the movie?
Will says:
No, I mean like two live individuals running around pretending to shoot one another.
pirate bob says:
pretending? ... lame
Will says:
Not even if they were pointing fingers and yelling "Kablam" at each other?
pirate bob says:
nope
pirate bob says:
lame
Will says:
Damn.
pirate bob says:
lol
Will says:
I thought it was cool.
pirate bob says:
lol, that's a great Chuck Norris "fact"
Will says:
Indeed, I think it is, as well.
pirate bob says:
oh the commercial?
Will says:
Nope.
pirate bob says:
that was fucking awesome
Will says:
I'm talking about Dave Z***** and I lying in wait for one another, and then jumping out and yelling "kablam."
pirate bob says:
lol, kind of funny but ... lame
Will says:
Damnit.
pirate bob says:
>.<
Will says:
I guess that settles it.
pirate bob says:
what does everyone else think?
Will says:
Lame.
Will says:
Now, I suppose if we had actual props with which to pretend to shoot one another (such as cap guns, airsoft guns, or paintball guns), it might be cool?
pirate bob says:
pretend... no
pirate bob says:
unless it's a whole bunch of people... like in that commercial
Will says:
Well, you can't very well shoot someone with a cap gun.
pirate bob says:
yeah, so they'd be lame too
Will says:
Well, in that case, "Kablam" to you!
pirate bob says:
*dodge*
pirate bob says:
you missed sucka!
Will says:
*teleport behind head* *Kablam!!!*
pirate bob says:
*i dodged to the ground landing on my back* *you teleported into the ground and died*
pirate bob says:
ha!
Will says:
The teleport occured before you could fall to the ground.
Will says:
How do you like them apples!
pirate bob says:
the fall was apart of my dodge dude
pirate bob says:
you were too hasty
Will says:
Hey, you never specified to where you dodged, man. You could have dodged to the right or the left.
Will says:
Hell, you could have dodged into space.
pirate bob says:
well if you'd been paying attention before you teleported you would have seen me dodge to the ground
Will says:
However, I neglected to mention that I pulled a shadowcat and became non-corporeal just in time, and so was able to stick the gun out of the ground and get you in the back of the head.
pirate bob says:
no you didn't...
Will says:
Hey, it's not my fault that you were hasty in your assessment of the manner in which I teleported.
pirate bob says:
you can't teleport from a corporeal form to phase form ... it's aginst the laws of nature!
pirate bob says:
you died
Will says:
No it isn't.
Will says:
I'm alive.
pirate bob says:
dead
Will says:
Says the man with a bullet in the back of his skull
pirate bob says:
says the man who completely transfused with rock and dirt before he could think about pulling a trigger
pirate bob says:
you're dead dude
Will says:
Could a dead man do THIS: www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
pirate bob says:
yes
pirate bob says:
you're dead
pirate bob says:
duh
Will says:
Am I dead, or have I in fact merged with the earth, becoming something more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
pirate bob says:
no.. because that's aginst the laws of nature too!
Will says:
I think it's the latter.
Will says:
I think you are just making these so-called "Laws of Nature" up.
pirate bob says:
nope... i'll send you a link..
pirate bob says:
www.piratedproduction.com/Documents/TheLawsofNature.txt
Will says:
Making shit up!
pirate bob says:
no way! it's on the internet! It must be true!
Will says:
So? This conversation is technically on the internet, and I said it's not, so it must not!
pirate bob says:
this conversation is taking place over the internet, you can't find this "on" the internet!
Will says:
Over/on, it's the same thing.
pirate bob says:
lies!
pirate bob says:
look it up in the dictionary!
pirate bob says:
they are not the same!
Will says:
Ah, screw it. It's about time for me to go home.
pirate bob says:
good!
pirate bob says:
stupidity wins the day!
Will says:
That's right stupidity, have your day in the sun...but mark my words, they will not last


Ha! I WIN! >

[metharme]

wow, that was awesome. I espeically liked the link to The Laws of Nature. I'll have to keep that around.

[Lord of Insufficient Light]

And now, that conversation is ON the internet, so everything said in it is entirely true. Furthermore, I refer you to the following link:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_law#See_also

[p i r a t e - b o b]

you're right! Including the part in the end when you admit defeat! MWHA HA HA HA H AHA HAHAHAHH!

[rockpudding]

wow, you guys are huge nerds. Have I mentioned it's exactly why I love you both dearly!
but, definitely huge nerds.

[Lord of Insufficient Light]

Yeah, so apparently, while wikipedia can't be bothered to edit bits about people being communists, if you add your own laws of nature to a pre-existing entry regarding the laws of nature, they edit it out. This disappoints me.